Fabio sipping champagne on a bearskin rug is your Valentine's Day yule log
All the single ladies put your laptop screens up.
If you have yet to make plans for Valentine's Day, the ever-romantic Fabio is here to make you feel loved via your computer screen.
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The romance novel cover model has an 18-minute video on Feeln.com where he casually spreads out on a bearskin rug, drinks some bubbly and cuddles a few cats. A 3-minute sample of the romantic video can be viewed above.
While most of the video shows Fabio reclining comfortably while occasionally rubbing his thigh, he also gives you, his date, plenty of compliments such as, "You make me want to be a better man."
Are you turned on yet?
The fire roaring in the background isn't the only thing that makes this video reminiscent of a yule log video. It's mostly the fact that Fabio barely moves for the majority of the video, while simultaneously making you feel a little mix of boredom and anxiety.
[h/t Time]
