Dwight Howard spent some of his Sunday trading insults with teens on Twitter
Dwight Howard decided to use some of his downtime on Sunday to interact with fans and followers on the popular social media site Twitter. The results were … well … interactive.
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One fan noted that Howard, an eight-time All-Star and three-time Defensive Player of the Year, has bounced around a bit since his heyday with the Orlando Magic, and will suit up for his fourth team in six years when he takes the court for the Charlotte Hornets this season:
Howard did not appreciate that note, and responded in kind:
what about ya moms. She gets passed around more than the ball does for the spurs. ♂️
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 15, 2017
Another internet superhighway traveler struck a similar tone:
@DwightHoward gets passed around more than a blunt
— JT Nugent (@Jnuge27) July 16, 2017
… and Howard struck a similar blow:
u smoke a blunt yo lungs gonna explode. Bird chest lil boy.
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 16, 2017
aww. Lol
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 16, 2017
Having successfully clapped back at a 16-year-old cross-country runner from Connecticut, Howard continued to engage with the people of Twitter in constructive and meaningful ways:
didn't yo dad jus ask ya moms the same thing.
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 16, 2017
eww gollum
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 16, 2017
mclovin. Wassup dude.
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 16, 2017
lol some of y'all are real idiots.
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 16, 2017
lol u gonna be a 40 yr old virgin lol.
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 16, 2017
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Howard found time during his roast session to offer brief snippets of his perspective on what’s transpired in recent years to make him one of the league’s most curious stars. Like how things fell apart in Orlando, starting with a certain Diet Pepsi-fueled news conference heard ’round the world:
didn't happen that way.
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 16, 2017
lol y'all don't have to @ me lol. I'm not hunted nor do I live in 2009. Great times were in Orlando.
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 16, 2017
circumstances that a fan wouldn't understand
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 16, 2017
I don't think u know some of the things that happened. But. 8 gr8 years.
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 17, 2017
yea but I don't want the fans looking at the organization in a bad way. And I don't wanna … https://t.co/3pbUkRr5RD
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 17, 2017
@DavidBaumannORL yea but I don’t want the fans looking at the organization in a bad way. And I don’t wanna really bring up old things that hurt
Now I wasn't perfect I had a part in the situation. But it was presented like I was the devil.
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 17, 2017
That's tru. And they won't never see that side. But u know how I felt about the city. I … https://t.co/prD59wlZyy
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 17, 2017
@DavidBaumannORL That’s tru. And they won’t never see that side. But u know how I felt about the city. I mean I got 5 awards for community service. I was always in the city. Not cut z I had to but becuz I wanted to
that wasn't on me brother.
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 17, 2017
I agree. But who wants to bring up the past. The years in Orlando were amazing. But I needed to … https://t.co/p0j90y7rdW
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 17, 2017
@vinabu I agree. But who wants to bring up the past. The years in Orlando were amazing. But I needed to move on. And i hated how the media made it seem bad to fans but I literally treated everyone in Orlando like they were my own blood relative.
… and his aborted push to join the Brooklyn Nets back in 2012:
the magic traded me to la.
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 16, 2017
I was at the time. That's where I wanted to go but things happen for a reason
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 16, 2017
… and his much–discussed relationship with Kobe Bryant during their lone year together with the Los Angeles Lakers, which he insists now was a non-story then:
we didn't beef. Since we were losing they needed a story that would sell
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 16, 2017
injuries
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 16, 2017
no.
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 17, 2017
… and, perhaps most importantly, his take on lacrosse:
don't really know too much about it.
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) July 16, 2017
Glad we got all that straightened out. And to think: had Dwight just had a slightly busier calendar on Sunday, we never would’ve gotten any clarity on any of these outstanding issues. Thanks, Twitter. Thanks, Dwight. Thanks, everyone.
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Dan Devine is an editor for Ball Don’t Lie on Yahoo Sports. Have a tip? Email him at devine@yahoo-inc.com or follow him on Twitter!