DMX Presents: The Rudolph Ruff Ryder Remix

Alexander Abad-Santos
December 3, 2012
DMX Presents: The Rudolph Ruff Ryder Remix

We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

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Disney, you win. We are just going to give up all the awards, pack away all our witty ideas, and let you take care of things. Because, really, how are we going to compete with Belle and Beast on House Hunters?

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It's the end of the year, which means it's time to go through all those annual traditions. Rites of the season like going somewhere terrible on New Year's Eve and having a rotten time, yes, but also listening to ear worm anthologies of the best pop hits of the past year. To that, we say: "Call me like I'm a domino, maybe, because I'm glad you came."

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Here is DMX singing "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer." Yes, it is amazing and everything you never knew you needed: 

And finally, to our broadcast news cousins: keep calm and carry on.