Danny Trejo Wants to Save You From Your 'Douchebag' Boyfriend

Danny Trejo Wants to Save You From Your 'Douchebag' Boyfriend

We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

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Forget "Blurred Lines" and "Get Lucky." We (and Danny Trejo) have your summer jam, "Everybody Knows (Douchebag)." Enjoy:

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In the battle of summer blockbuster parodies, we have to give points to World War G for the timeliness — it ain't easy to combine the Supreme Court's DOMA decision with the Brad Pitt zombie-fest: 

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Though, Waffle House Down does have its shining moments:

And finally, as we get our summer Friday started, let's enjoy some tips from Beefy the bulldog: