Cutthroat messages on MLB scoreboard leave fans speechless. ‘What is happening?’

With Major League Baseball now stepping into the second half of the 2023 season, fans should be paying attention to whether their team is destined to dive head-first into the postseason with gusto, or if it will be hanging on by the skin of its teeth.

But not Colorado Rockies fans.

They’re too busy asking one question: Becky — what on earth did you do?

During the Houston Astros at Rockies game July 19, a very unusual — not to mention ruthless — message that probably should have just been a late night text message appeared on the Coors Field scoreboard and was captured by DNVR Sports reporter Suzie Hunter.

“Using a stethoscope to listen to the heart, cardiologists can detect narrow valves, valve leakage, and/or abnormal rhythm,” the scoreboard under Game Notes read. “Don’t bother asking him to check YOUR heart though, Becky. That crushed Titanic sub has more life inside it than that collapsed troll cave you call a chest cavity.”

Well, that’s one way to distract fans from remembering the Rockies are sitting 18 1/2 games behind the first-place Dodgers in the NL West with a 37-59 record.

Hunter posted a picture of the scoreboard on Twitter with the caption “Whoever runs the scoreboard at Coors Field is NOT OKAY.”

And fans agreed.

“Crowd sourcing their novel,” one person commented.

”Can we get Becky’s side of the story?” another asked.

“The most entertaining part of the Rockies season so far,” someone said.

“So. Many. Questions,” one person noted.

“The scoreboard operator was apparently not thrilled with Becky’s exit velocity,” another joked.

“What is happening in Colorado,” someone asked.

The scoreboard operator wasn’t done drying his tears just yet, though. Someone posted a photo of a second message addressed to Becky.

“Most Coloradans experience ‘sweater weather’ up to 6 months of the year, starting in early September,” the Game Notes message started. “Except my ex-girlfriend, who probably needs a cardigan year-round because of her ice cube of a heart. Seriously, Becky… your insides are so frozen, at this point you should just change your name to Elsa.”

Also, the Rockies fell to the Astros 4-1 and still remain at rock bottom in the NL West, but, hey, at least they have the Rockies’ scoreboard operator there to keep them company.

McClatchy News has reached out to the Colorado Rockies for a statement and have yet to receive a response.

Beloved cat that lived at MLB stadium for a decade is looking for a ‘retirement home’

Dust devil surprises youth baseball player in Florida. Watch umpire spring into action

Country star Jason Aldean dashes off stage with heatstroke mid-song, ending concert