Completely not-high John Mayer just wonders if purple horses existed
On Wednesday, musician, Fifth Harmony stan, and prolific tweeter John Mayer asked a probing question: What if purple horses used to exist?
Yes, announcing that he was not high, Mayer tweeted the following:
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No I am not high. I am simply wondering if there was once every color of every animal but the ones that clashed with nature were eaten.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) March 29, 2017
Sounds like a Katy Perry music video!
Understandably, the internet is skeptical about Mayer's theory. It is, however, united in the belief that rainbow animals would look cool.
Here's the thing, though: how many colors are all the colors, John?
@JohnMayer so you're saying that I could have had a purple dog
— Emily 💡 (@dillonftmendes) March 29, 2017
@JohnMayer meanwhile in your alternate universe pic.twitter.com/NBHbnWLk3d
— 🤘🏼erica (@ericalettt) March 29, 2017
@JohnMayer There's no way to tell what color dinosaurs were so you can believe whatever you want, John.
— Emily Logan (@STSporthorses) March 29, 2017
@JohnMayer yes, you are correct! Thankfully, this beautiful cat survived. pic.twitter.com/Q1RCcanv3J
— Mimi Hodgkins (@Mimimph1) March 29, 2017
@JohnMayer
you: hello
twitter: are you high, john?— ° (@modrnjesus) March 29, 2017
@JohnMayer or did the Earth adapt to it's own surroundings and change colors over time?
— Kimberly Hutcheson (@Zer0IsMyHero) March 29, 2017
Anyway, it's all good natured, absolutely drug-free fun here. And as a wise man once said, tweet what you need to tweet.
You’re always wrong when you think I’m high. Except the time I hacked my own account and tweeted about Fifth Harmony. You had that right.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) March 29, 2017
