Chrissy Teigen uses Twitter to get John Legend to pick up the phone
It's excruciating, waiting for someone to answer a message. Maybe it says "delivered" but not "seen". Maybe you can even see those three dots bouncing up and down, mocking you with their refusal to reveal the text they claim to represent.
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Turns out the rich and famous suffer from this same frustration. But if you're Chrissy Teigen, there's more than one way of reaching out to your singer-songwriter husband John Legend.
You can send this.
@johnlegend hey I'm alive it's fine you don't have to answer your phone I WOULDNT WANT U TO WORRY
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 19, 2017
This may seem pretty high-maintenance, but to be totally fair to Teigen she had reason to be stressed, as there had just been an earthquake of magnitude 3.6.
earthquake. oh my god I told u surgery is in metrograde
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 19, 2017
If nothing else the fact that Teigen kept enough presence of mind to make an astrology-based joke is heartening, and Twitter responded in kind.
Mercury is in Gatorade
— Pablo (@Pablo_G37) September 19, 2017
Perjury is in lemonade
— Mari-ugh (@Captain__Maria) September 19, 2017
Purgatory is in centigrade!
— AnniezBoobz (@LauraHamilton80) September 19, 2017
Much as Teigen remained self-possessed and comic, though, she was clearly a bit rattled.
it woke me up and I almost peed my pants. first earthquake since giving birth. I am definitely peeing for anything bigger
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 19, 2017
As is your right Chrissy, as is your right.
No Twitter reply from Legend as yet, but to be fair he's probably busy calling Chrissy Teigen.