Chrissy Teigen's Petty Fight With John Legend Over Pizza Rolls Is Sublime
Chrissy Teigen’s spat with husband John Legend over pizza is a hilarious slice of life.
The model and “Lip Sync Battle” host hesitated on Twitter Sunday night whether to tell the story, but fans of domestic bliss gone awry will be glad she did.
Teigen got a hankering for childhood favorite Totino’s but she and Legend seemed to have a misunderstanding as to what that meant: pizza rolls or just pizza.
The arrival of the Totino’s further escalated the argument into a second helping of saucy griping from Teigen. (Video insult included.)
Perhaps rebutting the suggestion that their feud was staged as a commercial for the brand, Teigen reminded followers: “you guys gotta be crazy for thinking totinos would approve an ad saying ‘I don’t want good pizza, I want totinos.’”
Check out Teigen’s tweetstorm of snack-jones-fueled resentment and remember that marriage is hard. But agreeing on how to bake mass-produced pizza products is even harder.
I told john I wouldn’t tweet this but I lied here goes
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
I am having a totino’s craving. I don’t want a great pizza. I want a pizza from my childhood, with sliced fresh tomatoes on top
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
He said “how many boxes do you want” and I said first of all loser it’s in a bag now
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
so we postmate some
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
For 30 minutes we have been discussing how to ensure crispness. I say it needs to be on the rack. He says no it has to go on a pan. The pizza is merely en route and I’m so madly excited about it that we are discussing how to handle its arrival
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
pizza still 20 minutes out, he goes “do you want the tomato on top of it” and I was like no idiot under it yes it goes on top
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
we talk about my childhood a bit. How this pizza shaped my life no big deal
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
we get the notification. John yells “it is herrrrrre!!” Like Oprah
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
it’s pizza rolls. he has no idea totino’s makes pizza. but more importantly he thinks I am so stupid I would think tiny pizza rolls go directly onto the rack
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
and that I would want tiny slices of fresh tomato on a god damn singular pizza roll
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
I am blown away he indulged this conversation, thinking I was talking about rolls. it’s like when michael Scott was like wow Oscar thinks so little of me when he accepted his horrid gift
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
u know when you start a story and you’re like this is gonna be great. but then it just doesn’t translate well
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
anyhow this is an actual fight now
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
“nah babe they should def be on a baking sheet” oh ya think??? I no know how to cook pizza rolls
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
he is now claiming he truly never know they made pizzas
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
you guys gotta be crazy for thinking totinos would approve an ad saying “I don’t want good pizza, I want totinos”
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
an update pic.twitter.com/v8JIADu1Zb
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
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