China claimed its troops can reach New Delhi in 48 hours and everyone cracked the same joke
Over the weekend, Indian Twitter found amusement in the not-so-amusing.
After China TV reported that Chinese troops would take only 48 hours to reach New Delhi in case of a war, Indians got chatty — and catty — about it.
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It all began when The International Spectator picked up the news.
CHINA: State TV says it would take country's motorised troops 48 hours and its paratroops 10 hours to reach India's capital if war broke out
— The Int'l Spectator (@spectatorindex) January 14, 2017
And Indians spoke of the roadblocks, literally, en route to Delhi.
Crucially, depends on fog situation in Delhi https://t.co/XB0Ds3WzFT
— Mihir Sharma (@mihirssharma) January 15, 2017
Rao Tula Ram Flyover dekha hai? Aur Outer Ring Road? Hahaha. 48 hours, in your dreams. https://t.co/AZVqA5AXEK
— Raheel Khursheed (@Raheelk) January 15, 2017
@spectatorindex China is 2 confident f Indian road conditions,china wld hv 2 mk roads on its own 2 reach Delhi by which time it wld b 2 late
— Sudeep Kapoor (@KapoorSudeep) January 15, 2017
It would take 48 hours for China to enter India and another 48 hours to enter Delhi. https://t.co/1UQM5xydP7
— KJ (@karan__jain) January 15, 2017
*China attempts to do it in 48 hours and fails.*
*Builds a ton of flyovers and express ways on the way back.* https://t.co/bpBbAo4MmC— Lord Morningwood (@dangertoon) January 15, 2017
@timesnow With all that smog, how can chinese troops see their way & reach Delhi in 10 hours ? :-) .
— Typhoid Mary (@73rdraisin) January 16, 2017
I think the motorised troops must be coming mounted on their hypersonic Wu-14. Good joke to start a Sunday! Ni hao! https://t.co/SQHAAVQtNp
— Manmohan Bahadur (@BahadurManmohan) January 15, 2017
Some were funny anyway.
Dear China, Delhi is well protected by Somnath Bharti's dogs, Kejriwal's tweets and Ashutosh's English. Think twice before taking any step.
— Arnab Ray (@greatbong) January 15, 2017
Think I got the 48h Chinese threat.
Thiruvananthapuram Rajdhani Express takes ~42h.
Adding 6h from CPM Kerala HQ that makes 48h to Delhi.🤣— I.N.A. 99th Brigade (@INA99thBrigade) January 15, 2017
CHINA: motorised troops 48 hours, its paratroops 10 hours to reach Delhi if war broke out.
Modi- Ok then ! bye ! pic.twitter.com/V1s3ho0wZl— कडी निंदा Anugrah (@BreakiNews) January 15, 2017
Don't forget @narendramodi can see Chinese troops on google maps since the days he was CM 😂 #DufferModi https://t.co/xpTPSgtIw9
— Suryanarayan Ganesh (@gsurya) January 15, 2017
And the rest were concerned. Rightly so.
If Chinese Army says it can reach Delhi within 48 hours @adgpi needs to track planning/route(Himachal/Uttrakhand) @PMOIndia @manoharparrikar
— swami prasad atwal (@swatwal75) January 16, 2017
Chinese are so inefficient? Indian troops can reach Beijing in under 6 hrs. Problem in both cases is what happens to them once they reach https://t.co/PxkrUnZCsa
— sushant sareen (@sushantsareen) January 15, 2017
Any Army crazy enough to cross himalayas will be a crazy army, Impossible to re-supply 100% of soldiers will be massacrd @spectatorindex
— V a r ā h M i h i r (@MynameisGaurav) January 15, 2017
It's being realistic.China may be strong militarily but it can't drop into Delhi.I don't out of "patriotism" say we will land in Beijing https://t.co/b0AakxEdTV
— Yusuf Unjhawala 🇮🇳 (@YusufDFI) January 15, 2017
And "realistic" we have to be. No one wants a war right?
