These New Cheetos "Lapkin" Pants And Gloves Are So Incredibly Genius
Karl Lagerfeld better watch his back - Cheetos is entering the Chanel icon's territory with its own spring fashion line, and it's more groundbreaking than wearing florals in spring. After selling Chester Cheetah-themed adult onesies and bronzer this past holiday season, the brand's partnered with Betabrand, pitching an entire collection of off-the-wall-yet-borderline-genius products for the Flamin' Hot fanatic.
By far, one of the standout designs is the Lapkin pants. If you're wondering, "what the heck does that even mean? Lap napkin pants?" give yourself an honorary degree from a made-up university, because you're right! Essentially. The seersucker pants feature tearaway napkin panels where the pockets should be, so you can wipe your Cheetos-stained fingers on your pants, rip off the napkin panel, and look as fresh as ever.
That isn't the only garment designed to help you with the biggest issue with eating Cheetos (ahem, fluorescent-orange fingers). The brand also came out with snacking gloves - a pair of white gloves that comes in three layers, so when they get dirty from your binge-snacking, you can tear off the top layer, and you've got two more trips to the vending machine before they're dunzo. Plus, they come with a lace trim around the wrist and a pearl clasp, you know, for the classy snackers out there. Pinky up, please.
There's also a series of products designed to help you sneak the snacks wherever you're headed, be it church on Easter Sunday (yup, there's a bonnet for that), a casual walk in the park (a parasol, so you can act like you're living out The Notebook while rowing with a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos, which is almost as comforting as RyGos), or a Miami Vice-style '80s party (finally, a use for shoulder pads).
You can't buy any of the products, but Cheetos is letting fans - and the sartorially daring - enter a contest on the brand's Facebook page for a chance to win them. If you aren't one of the chosen few, you can always go all DIY and show your love the way Katy Perry did a few years ago at Halloween.
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