Chaz Bono, Beer Gardens, and Haunted Houses

Ray Gustini

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CHAZ BONO NO MO'... http://t.co/BzR3eTDBWed Oct 26 12:25:47 via DrudgeDrudge Report Drudge_Report

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You know this is a tweet that's been aging like a fine wine. It's almost a surprise the New York Post didn't print the wrong frontpage, Kerry-Gephardt style, weeks ago to get this one in

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We should kill the $1 bill | http://t.co/OhbzmWrK (via @TIMEMoneyland)Wed Oct 26 19:00:46 via HootSuiteTIME.com TIME

Just joking about killing the $1 bill is a federal offense, so Time really has nothing to lose now.

Beer gardens growing in Southern California, with a twist http://t.co/cKMtp57GWed Oct 26 16:15:08 via HootSuiteLos Angeles Times latimes

The twist: everyone shows up 90 minutes late and drinks white wine.

Displaced college students to be placed on cruise ship http://t.co/XQTTdLbvWed Oct 26 15:00:53 via SocialFlowThe Washington Post washingtonpost

Operation: Greatest 1980s Grossout Comedy That Never Was is off to a fine start. Until those mean boarding school kids with their catamarans and Somali pirate older brothers show up.

Man chases crab, crab gets hilariously awesome revenge on man http://t.co/gAsW8scrWed Oct 26 20:26:04 via The Huffington PostHuffington Post HuffingtonPost

Man meets crab, man loses crab, man chases crab, crab has sneaky and painful surprise for man ... it's the all-American love story.

Men charge haunted house visitors $5 to park their cars. Problem is, they didn't own the lot: http://t.co/xUQX6z9dWed Oct 26 21:36:57 via TweetDeckAJC ajc

That's how all David Mamet movies end.