A Cat's Nifty Guide to Life [VIDEO]

Annie Colbert

Be curious. Eat properly. Chase lasers. Who needs a life coach when cats provide all the wisdom you could ever need?

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Breton the cat dishes a simple guide to life in 10 steps -- none of which require learning proper hairball hacking techniques. So curl up in your favorite paper bag and soak up a little kitty wisdom.

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1. Kitten vs. Two Scary Things

Someone needs to tell this kitten apples aren't harbingers of doom. Then again, why spoil the fun?

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