These cats are so lazy even their fights are half-hearted brawls, and cute AF

House cats are perhaps the most skilled of all animals — humans included — when it comes to the modern art of slacking around the house. 

And it turns out that that high level chill extends to a new form of combat we will now refer to as cat-slack-fu. 

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No, the video you're watching (below) of two cats fighting in Japan is not in slow motion. This video is regular speed. 

But as we all know, when you have truly mastered the art of the intercepting paw, speed is less important than accuracy. 

We're not sure who won this fight, but it's pretty brutal. 

Thankfully, no blood was spilled. Honorable combat will restore peace to that household. 

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