This Is How Your Cat Spends Halloween [ME-BOO-W]

Amanda Wills
This Is How Your Cat Spends Halloween [ME-BOO-W]
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Your cat leads a secret life. And that secret life is hairball-flying exciting on Halloween. And, FYI, your cat has been planning for the ghoul-tastic evening since early August (the things you learn!).

Luckily, your cat let us follow him around this year to see the loads of time and preparation that went into pulling off a gangbusters Halloween. So don't be upset when he comes home past curfew on a sugar high. It's his day.

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In his own words, here's how your cat spends Halloween.

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Furst, I Search Costume Ideas

Shud I Be Scary?


Or Ironic?

I Has Pattern, Now I Sew

An Stitch Details

Carve Dat Stoopid Pumpkin Cuz I Has To

Put on Dis Costume

Hand Out Candy Cuz I Has To

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Catch a Ride to teh Party

Mak Dis Scary Entrance

See Another Kitteh in Mah Costume

React Appropriately

Has a Drink or 7

Keep Mah Shades on Cuz teh Sun Never Sets on a Badass Kitteh

Ride Mah Broom Home

Is That a Kitteh on a Broom?!

I Brokeded Curfew!

Dad Wuz Still Up

But He Wuz Busy Watching Trekkie Kittehs

So I Eatd Mah Candy

Cuddled Wif Bear

An Fell Asleep While Planning Next Year's Costume

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33. Kitten in Hamster Ball

It goes on too long, and could do with a little more motion to justify the Stealer's Wheel soundtrack. But these are forgivable sins in the cat video world, it seems; Tom Tom's spherical plastic antics have racked up more than 11 million views.

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This story originally published on Mashable here.