Your cat leads a secret life. And that secret life is hairball-flying exciting on Halloween. And, FYI, your cat has been planning for the ghoul-tastic evening since early August (the things you learn!).
Luckily, your cat let us follow him around this year to see the loads of time and preparation that went into pulling off a gangbusters Halloween. So don't be upset when he comes home past curfew on a sugar high. It's his day.
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In his own words, here's how your cat spends Halloween.
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Furst, I Search Costume Ideas
Shud I Be Scary?
I Has Pattern, Now I Sew
An Stitch Details
Carve Dat Stoopid Pumpkin Cuz I Has To
Put on Dis Costume
Hand Out Candy Cuz I Has To
Catch a Ride to teh Party
Mak Dis Scary Entrance
See Another Kitteh in Mah Costume
Has a Drink or 7
Keep Mah Shades on Cuz teh Sun Never Sets on a Badass Kitteh
Ride Mah Broom Home
Is That a Kitteh on a Broom?!
I Brokeded Curfew!
Dad Wuz Still Up
But He Wuz Busy Watching Trekkie Kittehs
So I Eatd Mah Candy
Cuddled Wif Bear
An Fell Asleep While Planning Next Year's Costume
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33. Kitten in Hamster Ball
It goes on too long, and could do with a little more motion to justify the Stealer's Wheel soundtrack. But these are forgivable sins in the cat video world, it seems; Tom Tom's spherical plastic antics have racked up more than 11 million views.
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