Jon Stewart has a really gross analogy to describe CNN's on-air meltdown on Wednesday in Boston. Yes, on last night's Daily Show, he compared the network, with its bungling of reports on the bombing investigation, to the horror film The Human Centipede. (Just Google it.)
"We're accustomed to 24 hour news networks thriving on conflict," he explained. "Generally, though, that conflict is between two outside parties—political opponents, pundits—but CNN's reporters have discovered that they can remove the middle man and spend hours of programming fighting amongst themselves. They have figured out a way to shit in their own mouths. CNN has become the Human Centipede of News."