Insane theatergoer attempts to charge phone onstage

Insane theatergoer attempts to charge phone onstage

We’ve all been there — our phone is dying, and we just need a little juice. We’ve scrambled to the nearest outlet, no matter where, no matter how demeaning. We just couldn’t miss that next text, all right?!

We get it. Desperate times call for desperate measures. But NOT when those desperate measures involve breaking what is left of the last of human decency: theater etiquette.

However low our cell phone charging standards, this (hopefully now blacklisted) theatergoer has really blown us away.

While attending a Broadway performance of the play “Hand to God,” a man in chinos brazenly hopped onstage to plug his phone into an outlet before the show.

The outlet “shockingly” was not real. It was a prop, a part of the set located on the stage he climbed onto.

He and his cell phone were immediately escorted back to their seats.

We really hope that nothing above 10 percent battery power led this man to such insane and desperate actions.