The good people of America are petitioning the White House to let Jack Lew, President Barack Obama's nominee for Treasury secretary, use his incoherent, loopy signature on the nation's currency if he is confirmed.
Save the Lewpty-Lew!
When Tim Geithner became Treasury Secretary, he changed his loopy signature to be more legible on the dollar bill. Don't let Jack Lew make the same mistake! We demand Lew's doodle on every dollar in circulation.
The petition needs 25,000 signatures by Feb. 8 to receive an official White House response.
To find out what your signature would look like if Jack Lew signed it, click here.