No, Harry Reid did not have a schoolyard brawl with John Boehner and the Republicans.
The incredibly painful-looking black eye the Senate majority leader is sporting on Capitol Hill this week was the result of his dust-up with a parked car a week ago.
Last Wednesday, Reid was running in the rain when he stopped to lean against a car. According to his office, the Democratic leader slipped, dislocated his shoulder and hit his face on the pavement—prompting the shiner.
(Photo of Reid: Harry Hamburg/AP)