Have your taste buds ever wanted to blast off into outer space? Want a dessert treat that's out of this world? No need to try to shoot the moon this holiday season — we've got a scrumptious delight that's sure to please. With numerous apologies for the onslaught of puns, we present to you this: The Haagen Dazs Ice Moon ice cream cake, formed in the shape of the Earth's moon.
The dairy treat comes in two different flavors: white moon and orange moon. The white moon is constructed of macadamia nut ice cream, merengue, and a coating of raspberry ice cream. The orange moon is layered nutty ice cream and caramel, with a coating of vanilla.
Here at Tecca, we're pretty torn. The idea of an edible ice cream moon is simply mind blowing, and we absolutely desperately and with all our hearts do want. On the other hand, how in the sweet merciful hell are we supposed to eat this thing? With a knife and fork? That's simply un-American.
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