The buzziest -- or perhaps we should say guzzliest -- moment surrounding Tuesday night's State of the Union address was the slurp heard 'round the world: As Sen. Marco Rubio delivered Republicans' response, he was afflicted with a dry mouth and streeeeeetched to reach his water bottle off-camera.
The Curbed real estate blog has since uncovered evidence that Rubio has long been inclined to give his water a starring role. His West Miami home has been on the market for some time now, and take a look at this property photo:
Care to take a crack at a caption in the comments below?
P.S. You can click the photo to go to the Rubio home listing, where the bottle makes two more cameos.