Water-powered jet packs: Perhaps the greatest invention since inventions were recorded, every dictator deserves some solo flying time. For $100,000, these jet packs can thrust 30 feet off the ground and propel you at 30 miles per hour. (Photo credit: Scripps.com)
Who wouldn't want the fastest starship bed in the galaxy? The perfect gift for any interplanetary leader, the Millennium Falcon bed, is just a concept for now, although the supreme leader probably knows a guy who can make this a reality. (Photo credit: Kayla Kromer)
The reportedly censored version of "MTV Cribs: World Despots" reveals Kim Jong Un has several luxury cars in different gem stones. But who among the world's 0.01 percent wouldn't love a token gesture like a trophy car? (Photo credit: thepirata.com)
For pets and political prisoners alike, these pet beds not only absorb smelly odors, but they are easy to wash via the innovative unzipping fabric. The Shark Pet Bed is among the cheaper gifts on the "KimRi" registry and could be yours for $69.99. (Photo credit: ThinkGeek.com)
You need not be a dictator or animal lover to enjoy a 12-foot T-Rex in your yard. Costing less than $40,000, you can combine and collect any prehistoric era you wish. (Photo credit: Amazon.de)
Censured North Korean tabloid reporters wish they could get word out that Kim Jong Un is rumored to seek anyone who can overthrow the tyranny of Ticketmaster. "If Hosni Mubarack can go, so can Ticketmaster," is a typical comment recorded in Jong Un's deputies' notepads.
Libyan dictators loved this gag! For $42.95, this alarm clock's snooze button initiates every dictator's favorite nuclear countdown, and like the real thing, this clock requires you cut the right wire before time runs out. (Photo credit: nootropicdesign.com)
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