Two words for you: dancing dog

Jay Hart
Yahoo Sports
The Sideshow

If you've ever had a barking dog that you want to stop barking, you've probably tried just about everything.

Clapping loudly.

Shaking a can full of coins.


Calling Cesar Millan.


But have you tried playing Modern Talking's "You're My Heart, You're My Soul"?

Some guy in Russia did and, well, check out the results:

As Bruno Tonioli might say, "It will take all the shrinks in America their lifetime to analyze this."