The 2012 debates as you’ve never heard them

Mike Krumboltz

Barack Obama or Mitt Romney? Say you're still on the fence. Say you aren't sure where the two candidates stand on vital issues like twin baby ducks and Judge Dredd. American voter, have we got a video for you.

The good folks at Bad Lip Reading have compiled highlights from the 2012 debates. But instead of, you know, including the actual audio, they've dubbed in alternate words that make no sense whatsoever. And therein lies the genius. Where else can you hear Obama speak about five-foot castles and listen to Romney reminisce about buying a saddle for his night class?