Miley Cyrus Enlists Little Sister To Check Her Lady Bits Aren’t On Show Before Performing?

Really, Miley?

She recently claimed that she wants to keep her little sister’s innocence for as long as possible.

Miley Cyrus reportedly has Noah Cyrus to check she isn't overexposed. Copyright [Instagram]
Miley Cyrus reportedly has Noah Cyrus to check she isn't overexposed. Copyright [Instagram]


Which seems rather odd if this latest report that Miley Cyrus has enlisted sister Noah to be on watch for any downstairs slippage before taking to the stage.

According to Radar Online, the 21-year-old Wrecking Ball singer has enrolled her 14-year-old sister to be her ‘p***y police’.

In other words, Noah is in charge of making sure Miley’s lady parts don’t become exposed on stage due to her VERY high cut leotards and energetic hip thrusts.

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Copyright [Rex]


However, just the other day Miley spoke out about protecting Noah’s innocence in an interview with radio station 2Day FM.

She said: "Oh my god, she's totally stealing my shine!" If she's in the room, all the attention is on Noah.

Miley Cyrus and Noah Cyrus in the world's second most awkward family photo. Copyright [Instagram]
Miley Cyrus and Noah Cyrus in the world's second most awkward family photo. Copyright [Instagram]


“She's kind of like a natural at it. So I feel like, if she wanted to [be a star] I wouldn't stop her. But she's really into sports. She really loves horses, so I'm going to keep her on that and that kind of innocence as long as I can. It takes someone really strong and someone who doesn't care what people think [to survive this industry].”

Nothing says protecting a child’s innocence like keeping them on crotch watch, eh Miley?

Miley is currently on her Bangerz world tour with mum Tish and sister Noah joining her as part of her entourage.

Miley Cyrus and her sister Noah. Copyright [Instagram]
Miley Cyrus and her sister Noah. Copyright [Instagram]


And it would seem Noah’s presence keeps her on the straight and narrow.

Well, as straight and narrow as Miley Cyrus can be.

She added: “She's with me all the time. She definitely does [keep me grounded].

“She does the dances with me the whole time. Sometimes she'll be doing them wrong and I'll notice I'm following her and doing the dance she's doing. So it's fun.


“We just play with each other the entire show because it makes it easier when you have your family there. My mom [Tish] does the whole thing too, she'll go to the front and do all the dances with me.”

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