Thieves drive car into store so they can steal 18-pack of warm Bud Light
Is there anything more disgusting than warm beer? Well, yes, of course. There’s a multitude of drinks and foods that are more disgusting than warm beer. But, for the sake of this blog and this particular news item, I will pretend that there is nothing more disgusting than warm beer.
Is there anything more disgusting that warm beer? Nope (reminder: I am pretending right now). The fact that there is nothing more disgusting than warm beer (again, this isn’t true) didn’t deter thieves from ramming into a Valero gas station’s convenience store so they could steal an 18-pack of warm Bud Light, as KRIV Fox 26 reports.
It was about 3 a.m. Tuesday morning that two of humanity’s finest pulled their car up to the Valero and rammed into it backwards. They then got out of their car, went inside and came out with the beer, and only the beer, before getting back inside their vehicle and taking off.
Manager Ali Iqbal says that the damage to the store will cost around $5,000 to repair.
More info: KRIV
