Anything Jean-Claude Van Damme can do, Chuck Norris can do better.
In November, Van Damme wowed us by doing his famous splits between two reversing Volvo trucks. His stunt became "the most watched automotive commercial on YouTube ever."
Sure, Van Damme has great control and flexibility, but can he do the splits on the wings of two jumbo jets while balancing a Christmas tree comprised of 11 paratroopers on his head?
We think not.
Nor do we dare point out the use of CGI. (Don't get on the bad side of the man who "can slam a revolving door.")
"Not only did Norris out-split Jean Claude Volvo Damme while making the video, but he also became the first man to fly two jumbo jets using only the heels of his boots. Still, we shouldn't act surprised: after all, this is the man who can cut a knife with butter while counting to infinity twice," writes the Telegraph's Jonny Cooper.