Blake Lively’s SpongeBob SquarePants Impression Is Pure Nautical Nonsense & We Love It

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants Blake Lively.

The Age of Adaline actress is known for her covetable fashion sense and impressive acting skills, but she recently she took to her Instagram Stories to debut a lesser-known talent: her SpongeBob impression.

In a photo, Lively poses in front of a chalk drawing of the world’s most famous sponge and does her best nose flute performance. (If you’re unfamiliar with the popular Nickelodeon show, one of SpongeBob’s favorite pastimes is playing his nose as a flute. Yeah, it’s weird. Just go with it.)

As a professional actress, Lively knows a headshot alone won’t propel her to the top of the children’s party circuit, so she included a brief résumé of her skills, writing, “Amateur, immature cartoonist available for children’s parties or corporate events. Acting skills are ‘eh.’ But her nose fluting is quite something.” We have to disagree with the acting description, but the rest seems pretty spot-on. 

With the grand reveal of Lively’s surprising talent comes a whole slew of hard-hitting questions. Will she relocate her family to a pineapple under the sea? Has she ever tasted a Krabby Patty? And, most important, is Ryan Reynolds her Patrick, her Squidward, or worse, her Plankton? We. Need. Answers.

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