The best thing about the halftime show was everyone making fun of Maroon 5
There is no band more consistently, doggedly embarrassing in America than Maroon 5.
Their halftime performance at Super Bowl LIII was no exception. Viewers were subjected to Adam Levine's exposed, erect nipples and guitar solos fit for a middle school battle of the bands.
Nobody captured this cultural collapse better than Twitter.
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I'm sorry, but you just can't have Adam Levine hopping to a hip-hop beat like he's at a ska show — then crooning with an *actually* talented gospel choir — and not expect people to mock it. It's part of our cultural algorithm.
Travis Scott provided a moment's respite with his nod to SpongeBob SquarePants, but not even Big Boi could save the show for Adam Levine, who is essentially a sentient tapioca pudding.
Theory: They made this halftime this bad in order for the game to look good by comparison.
— (((Harry Enten))) (@ForecasterEnten) February 4, 2019
Maroon 5 proves once and for all that mayonnaise is an instrument
— Chloe Bryan (@chloebryan) February 4, 2019
Adam Levine dancing during Travis Scott’s part of the halftime show pic.twitter.com/Dqa26SwOW1
— J Mac (@Doooolia) February 4, 2019
you know what’s going to get everyone’s energy up is Maroon 5
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 4, 2019
Adam Levine looks like an Ouija board that had sex with a fun pack of temporary tattoos. pic.twitter.com/I1Dr2XX3NB
— Kiersten Essenpreis (@K_Essenpreis) February 4, 2019
That halftime show sounded like the playlist at Chili’s.
— FK (@FunKelly) February 4, 2019
Adam Levine's body looks like the vision board of a bro who owns a vape shop. pic.twitter.com/cGZzsp60cQ
— The Levine Machine (@Eitanthegoalie) February 4, 2019
Maroon 5 is the Howard Schultz of bands
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) February 4, 2019
Adam Levine looks like if Target designed a rock star.
— Claire Suddath (@clairesuddath) February 4, 2019
The way Adam Levine looks when he is sort of half-dancing very near a famous rapper. That’s how I feel all the time.
— Sean Clements (@SeanClements) February 4, 2019
Adam Levine is like if Paul Ryan were a pop star.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 4, 2019
Maroon 5: “If you’re listening to us, you’ve given up”
— who pixelates the boatmen? (@pixelatedboat) February 4, 2019
Cardi B for Super Bowll LIV anyone? I've heard playlists at CVS pharmacy that had more bite than this show.
Please NFL, give us anyone else.