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A child can only ask about a chicken's road crossing habits so many times. When the chicken gets fried or no one answers the knock knock door, kids can peruse the Internet for funny jokes.
But not all jokes on the web are appropriate for little eyes and ears. A moderator for a child joke site knows just that and started a Tumblr site to share all the bad, inappropriate or offensive jokes that couldn't be published.
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Bad Kids Jokes compiles some pretty terrible, albeit occasionally funny, jokes that didn't make it to a site where they would be looked at by kids (and parents).
Click through the gallery above to get a sample of jokes that didn't make the cut.
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This story originally published on Mashable here.