Attention heavy metal listeners:
If you are a dude with a red mohawk and recently got lucky in the bathroom at the Aragon Ballroom in Chicago during a Motorhead and Megadeath concert — congrats, you’re a father!
If you fit this description or know someone who does, please check Craigslist’s Missed Connections section to connect with the woman who is now carrying your baby.
In a post appropriately titled, “Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? – w4m – 28 (Aragon Ballroom),” an anonymous woman wrote the following:
“Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.”
The woman then goes into explicit details about the passionate encounter, most of which are far too raunchy to publish. Lucky for you, FuseTV was able to capture the post before it was removed from Craigslist.
“I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom…Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. Contact [sic] me if you want to be part of your child’s life.”
In what may be the most desperate Craigslist post ever, this future mom is clearly just looking out for the future of her heavy metal loving child.
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