Australians decide the supermoon super-sucks

Australians love jokes at other people's expense. If there’s a tall poppy, they’ll chop it down with an LOL. If there’s a glorious supermoon in the sky, they’ll smirk and say they’ve seen bigger. 

But in the case of Monday night’s supermoon — the biggest and brightest in 70 years — it may have been kind of true. 

Some Australians in the major cities of Sydney, Melbourne and Adelaide were up against some major clouds, only copping a peek at the supermoon here and there. 

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And because it appeared smaller to the naked eye the higher it climbed, the online wrath of Australians only grew as the night progressed. 

It was a supermoon that brought people together. It mended hearts. But in Australia, the bonding came through curmudgeonly comments. 

Never change, Australians! Never change.