'Dreams Are The Ultimate Fake News'

Lee Moran
Separated from our cellphones, standing under running water often allows people’s minds to run free.

The shower isn’t just a place to sing. Separated from our cellphones, standing under running water often allows people’s minds to run free.

Reddit has an entire “Shower Thoughts” subreddit dedicated to “the miniature epiphanies you have that highlight the oddities within the familiar.” In honor of those weird, wonderful and sometimes profound musings, here are 25 of the best posts from the last week:

Dreams are the ultimate Fake News. from Showerthoughts

What if oxygen makes our voices deep and helium brings it back to normal from Showerthoughts

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself. from Showerthoughts

If Pokémon were real, there'd probably be millions of lost pokéballs with pokémon still inside them. from Showerthoughts

Re-watched Air Bud..Imagine going home and telling your dad you didn't make the team because of a golden retriever from Showerthoughts

We should have a reality show of flat-earthers and watch them try to come up with ways to actually go to the icey edge from Showerthoughts

When everything was handmade, people marveled at machines making things. Now that everything is machine made, people yearn for handmade things. from Showerthoughts

Making school kids do homework is just conditioning them to accept the concept of unpaid overtime. from Showerthoughts

All pregnancy test companies advertise their effectiveness with positive test results. Why arent there ever any commercials with the test reading negative and the woman being relieved? from Showerthoughts

Movies will always break monetary records because of inflation. They should be rated on how many tickets were sold versus how much money was made. from Showerthoughts

There are people who work at the Microsoft Office office. from Showerthoughts

The internet has made it harder to bamboozle people with bullshit facts. The internet has made it easier to bamboozle people with bullshit facts. from Showerthoughts

Reviews should be reviewed from Showerthoughts

If we lose one sock in the wash we get annoyed, but if we lost two socks we would never know. from Showerthoughts

Some day someone will fall into a bottomless pit thinking it was some clever 3D street art from Showerthoughts

If you take it out of gravity, all that's left is gravy from Showerthoughts

Aren't all photos of animals nudes from Showerthoughts

Kids are the most expensive thing you get for free. from Showerthoughts

The phrase "sleep like a baby" should really be replaced with "sleep like a teenager". from Showerthoughts

Almost 2% of the new millennium is already over. from Showerthoughts

What if the copyright symbol was copyrighted from Showerthoughts

If life is a simulation, illnesses are bugs. from Showerthoughts

It’s ironic how everyone wants to be unique, yet nothing is more disappointing than not having anyone who can relate to you. from Showerthoughts

Most bucket lists are basically a travel guide from Showerthoughts

Social media has allowed all the individual village idiots to unify under one banner. from Showerthoughts

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