'All Dogs Can Smell Marijuana, But Only A Few Of Them Are Snitches'

Lee Moran
Separated from their cellphones, standing under running water often allows people’s minds to run free.

The shower isn’t just a place to sing. Separated from their cellphones, standing under running water often allows people’s minds to run free.

Reddit has an entire “Shower Thoughts” subreddit dedicated to “the miniature epiphanies you have that highlight the oddities within the familiar.” In honor of those weird, wonderful and sometimes profound musings, here are 25 of the best posts from the last week:

All dogs can smell marijuana, but only a few of them are snitches. from Showerthoughts

Just realized Maybelline has been teasing out an extension of the old "Nature vs. Nurture" debate for the last 27 years. from Showerthoughts

The only point of having change, is to avoid change. from Showerthoughts

Ant-man could have been in every marvel movie without us knowing it from Showerthoughts

If you give Santa an 8 hour window to deliver gifts (10pm to 6am) and factor in time zones, he has 32 hours to deliver gifts across the globe. from Showerthoughts

The song "Don't Worry, Be Happy" says to sing it "note for note" to be happy, then proceed to be an incredibly complicated a capella, because being happy is hard. from Showerthoughts

Maybe the reason that The Simpsons predict a lot is because nobody in power knows what they're doing and just copies what they see on the show from Showerthoughts

We put clocks in our mobile phones, so we didn't need to look at watches. Now we put mobile phones in our watches so we don't need to look at our mobile phones. from Showerthoughts

Brushing your teeth would look really weird if the toothbrush was invisible. from Showerthoughts

Swans are loud, territorial, violent, aggressive, terrifying, and an emblem of romantic love. from Showerthoughts

4000 days ago, we didn’t know what an iPhone was. from Showerthoughts

Proposals are the "Double or Nothing" of relationships. from Showerthoughts

Buying liquid drain cleaner is literally throwing your money down the drain. from Showerthoughts

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in fruit salad. from Showerthoughts

Many people find dead animals repulsive to look at, but delicious to eat. from Showerthoughts

Why do we think hair is so gross when it’s not on our bodies? from Showerthoughts

What if The Simpsons isn't predicting the future, but The Simpsons is in fact dictating what happens in the future? from Showerthoughts

An empty bottle of water is just an empty bottle. from Showerthoughts

We've entered the darkest timeline once we gave leo an oscar. from Showerthoughts

A warm toilet seat is both comfortable and uncomfortable simultaneously. from Showerthoughts

There's a completely different set of humans on earth every 100 or so years. from Showerthoughts

Doves are a symbol of love and pigeons are a symbol of stupidity, yet they are basically the same. from Showerthoughts

An aquarium is basically the matrix for fish. from Showerthoughts

Whenever you clap, you're high fiving yourself. from Showerthoughts

We teach kids to colour within the lines, but tell adults to think outside the box. from Showerthoughts

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