'Dogs Must Think We're Magical When We Rub The Wall And The Room Gets Bright'

Lee Moran
The shower isn't just a place to sing. Separated from our cellphones, standing

The shower isn’t just a place to sing. Separated from our cellphones, standing under running water often allows people’s minds to run free.

Reddit has an entire “Shower Thoughts” subreddit dedicated to “the miniature epiphanies you have that highlight the oddities within the familiar.” In honor of those weird, wonderful and sometimes profound musings, here are 25 of the best posts from the last week:

Dogs must think we're magical when we rub the wall and the room gets bright from Showerthoughts

If humans have only existed for 0.2% of the earth’s existence, it’s way more likely aliens turned up, saw an empty planet and then left without a second thought. from Showerthoughts

Allowing free bank accounts for kids under 18 is really the example of a bank playing the long game. from Showerthoughts

Hollywood has no idea what a lower-middle class house actually looks like. from Showerthoughts

If people actually lived every day as if it were their last, basically nobody would ever go to work or school again. from Showerthoughts

Extra brushing and flossing before a dentist visit is like cramming before finals from Showerthoughts

One day Google Earth will be Google Milky Way from Showerthoughts

Pornstars are the most famous people that nobody talks about. from Showerthoughts

Using a dollar bill as a book mark is cheaper than buying a bookmark. from Showerthoughts

Your “suggested friends” lists on social media are actually just lists of people you’ve been avoiding your entire life. from Showerthoughts

Food doesn't go bad. Something else just starts eating it before you do. from Showerthoughts

Your belly button is just your old mouth from Showerthoughts

Shirts are crazy. Your body goes in one hole then comes out of three. from Showerthoughts

Arkansas is pirate Kansas. from Showerthoughts

Cats must think we’re pretty stupid when they watch us stumble around in the dark from Showerthoughts

In the old days someone knocking on your door was something to get excited about, but now it makes everyone freeze and wonder who the hell it is from Showerthoughts

Scientists are people that get paid to go "WTF?" and then follow up on it. from Showerthoughts

You can’t rush anywhere during rush hour traffic from Showerthoughts

People say that it’s summertime, or springtime, or wintertime, but they never say that’s it’s falltime. from Showerthoughts

The core function of a mobile phone has become it's least important feature. from Showerthoughts

The sea shore is the worst place for Sally to sell sea shells from Showerthoughts

Everybody would get excited if we found life on other planets, but we show very little respect for the countless other life forms on Earth. from Showerthoughts

Toys R Us is closing because we all grew up. from Showerthoughts

A locomotive engineer is always in close proximity to the engine. He’s “Engine near”. from Showerthoughts

If a person is able to live 1 minute ahead of all humans, he would be the richest and most powerful person on the planet. from Showerthoughts

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