Bravo's Andy Cohen had the interview table flipped on him when the "Watch What Happens Live" host stopped by Access Hollywood Live on Friday!
The reality TV guru, 44, and author (his bestseller "Most Talkative: Stories from the Front Lines of Pop Culture" is now available in paperback with new content) chatted with Billy Bush and Kit Hoover about a slew of fun and racy topics that left Billy and Kit probably saying to themselves (like Andy loves to profess), "Oh sweetie!"
On dating and finding the right guy: "I am single... it's about the vibe... I'm down with the swirl... black & white together."
His love/hate relationship with Los Angeles: "I don't know, LA, don't get me started. I love LA, [but] I feel like if I spend too much time here I go into some kind of a crashing depression and I'm not a depressed guy... I might like become crystal meth addict if I lived here!"
Why it's major that Lisa Vanderpump was on "Dancing with the Stars": "It was big that Lisa got on 'Dancing with the Stars,' they never wanted a 'Housewife' on 'Dancing' with the Stars' and that was big... for years and years, all the 'Housewives' used to call me and say, 'Can you get me on 'Dancing with the Stars?' I'm like, 'They're not into it.' But now maybe the hymen is broken!?"
Andy on keeping it natural: "I do not manscape, I have a real situation" (referring to his chest hair).
His advice for Billy Bush's coif: "You got a nice head of hair on you Billy... you want to preventively start the Propecia, just so it never goes!"
"Watch What Happens Live" airs weeknights (Sunday through Thursday) on Bravo at 11/10c.
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