OK, fine, maybe that's enough to do it again. Maybe.
The Warriors stayed pat at center because they liked what they had. Three veterans, none close to All-Star status, dividing playing time were good enough for them to sprint to a record 16-1 postseason and an NBA championship.
At a time when the NBA is rife with gifted young big men, the Super Team Warriors are content with part-timers. Hmm. Weird? Perhaps. Recent results, however, indicate they're onto something.
The vets, with assistance mostly from firebrand Draymond Green, are teaching harsh lessons to the gifted youth -- and sometimes simply dismissing them from the classroom altogether.
The latest to be schooled by this tag-team was Minnesota's Karl-Anthony Towns on Wednesday night. His name may be the most popular answer to the hypothetical question: If you could pick any player to start a franchise, which would you choose?
Towns played 27 minutes, his second-lowest total of the season. He gave the Timberwolves 16 points, on 5-of-11 shooting, and 12 rebounds. The man who shoots 55.4 percent and averages 22 and 11 didn't quite disappear, but he was barely there.
Before Towns there was Hassan Whiteside, averaging 18.3 points and 14 rebounds when coming into Oakland with the Miami Heat on Monday. He's coming off a season in which he was the league's No. 1 rebounder and a top-10 paint scorer.
Whiteside lost his courage early, lost it so transparently that Heat coach Eric Spoelstra benched him for good barely a minute into the third quarter -- after Pachulia opened the half by scoring four points in 59 seconds. Whiteside lasted all of 16 minutes, delivering three points (1-of-9 shooting), six rebounds and one block.
Some of this forgettable performance was on Whiteside; he's a head case. But some of it was his reaction to the opposition.
Whiteside had 21 points and 17 rebounds one night earlier, against Clippers big man DeAndre Jordan. Two nights after being stifled by the Warriors, Whiteside hung 23 and 10, with four blocks, on the Suns.
Before Towns and Whiteside, there was Denver's Nikola Jokic, who in the six games before facing the Warriors averaged 20.1 points and 14.7 rebounds. And that's with an 8-point game in which he had 16 rebounds and 10 assists.
The Warriors never let Jokic get anything close to a rhythm. Facing different looks from four different players, five when Kevin Durant got involved, he played a season-low 20 minutes and finished with 8 points on 2-of-6 shooting, seven rebounds and three assists.
Three nights later, Jokic lit up the Nets for 41 points, along with 12 rebounds and five assists -- all before fouling out in 31 minutes.
That's one of the telltale signs. The gifted youth look like stars before facing the Warriors and against afterward. The NBA's Player Efficiency Ratings has Towns, Whiteside and Jokic all among the top 12. They're fabulous.
The Pachulia-West-McGee tag team puts up terrific numbers, combining for 15.4 points, 9.8 rebounds and 2.5 blocks. Their collective field-goal percentage is 58.4. West is ninth in PER, while Pachulia and McGee are posting strong plus-minus numbers.
They offer little in the way of spectacle, aside from McGee's soaring slams that bring citizens of JaVale Nation coming out of their seats. They are, McGee included, decidedly blue-collar but highly effective, kind of like reliable pickup trucks.
It's early, yes, but Pachulia, West and McGee have been precisely what the Warriors need. They're budget friendly, combining for less than $8 million in salary. They have different skills, span the athletic spectrum and give coach Steve Kerr and his staff a lot of flexibility at center.
They're shining right now, and here comes another youngster to test them: Philadelphia's Joel Embiid, if healthy, will step into the classroom Saturday.