American Bobsledder Defeats Sochi Bathroom Door in Unmedaled Competition

Adam Chandler
The Atlantic Wire
American Bobsledder Defeats Sochi Bathroom Door in Unmedaled Competition

Like any champion, American bobsledder Johnny Quinn credited his training for helping him break through a jammed door in Sochi earlier today.

The trouble started earlier this morning when Quinn...well...fortunately for us, he narrated his harrowing experience:

What would Johnny Quinn do? Stay put? MacGyver his way out? Become another victim of the narrow divide between Sochi's semi-troubling real problems and its not-so-serious first world problems? 

And there you have it. The Sochi Jailbreak. Or as some Europeans may call it in the coming days: Americans being American.

 

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