Alison Brie Can't Rap and We Don't Care

Alexander Abad-Santos

We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

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Alison Brie, she of Community and Mad Men and lots of viral things, is adorable. She's can't rap, but she is always totally adorable at doing whatever it is that she's doing: 

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Not content with ruining great things for little children or the BCS championship for football folk, comedy overlord Jimmy Kimmel has turned his blazing Eye of Mordor toward women on Valentine's Day:

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3D Doodler and the nerds behind it—here, take all of our money. Go and do with it whatever you want because all we wanna do is draw on air:

And finally, Converse wins. Converse wins the whole day, and everyone else should just give up today right now. We're talking about you, Nike, and you, Reebok, because this commercial is awesome: