LONDON (AP) — Alfonso Cuaron named best director at British Academy Film Awards for 'Gravity'
Blort: I am feeling so guilty over this issue that I'm emancipating the last black slave I own. I sold all the others during the sales boom of the late 1820's. I'm going to start a new enterprise marketing my 'long life' elixir that.has allowed me to live a full and functional life for well over 200 years. While I'm developing the marketing plan for my elixir, I'm going to sue the Romans for tossing my grandparents into an arena with hungry lions for pure entertainment back in the 13th Century. This has to be done before the Jesse Jackson/Al Sharpton/Barack Obama/Leonard Pitts statute of limitations for racially/ethnicity crimes runs out.