9 Strange Craigslist Finds For Sale This Week

It’s time for your favorite round up of all that’s weird and wonderful onCraigslist.The highlights this week range from S&M masks to a real life-size snakeskin...well, that's it. Just a snake's skin.
But don’t whip out your credit cards just yet. Check out the full gallery before you decide which items you can’t live without. We call dibs on the Disco Cow!

Chalk Figurine

This figurine is an excellent example of when vintage, cute or kitschy just looks...old. Maybe he's holding out his pockets from being mugged. Cause this little guy sure looks beat up! *cue snare drum*    <a href="http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/atq/3147743784.html" target="_hplink">http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/atq/3147743784.html</a>

Children Statue

Picture it... an eccentric billionaire who couldn't have children had this statue made so there would always be little kids in the backyard. Good story right? Whether or not that's behind this gigantic lawn ornament, we have to comment on the price. Don't just take into account the $4,400 for the statue itself. Think about the $10,000 it's going to cost you to hire a truck, forklift, and team to move it. 'Cause that thing has got to be heavy!    <a href="http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/for/3133884907.html" target="_hplink">http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/for/3133884907.html</a>

Disco Cow

This Disco Cow is a far cry from all of those other cow tchotchke's you see at grandma's house. Nothing clever or quippy to say here. This Bessie is ready to boogie! There aren't too many really fun items you come across anymore so if you're not going to buy her, we will! We wonder where she learned her mooooves...    <a href="http://springfield.craigslist.org/clt/3118317685.html" target="_hplink">http://springfield.craigslist.org/clt/3118317685.html</a>

Dragon Ashtray

If you're planning to overthrow the king or just want to feel like a lord of your own land, then this is definitely for you! This ashtray stand could, in fact, look kind of cool with ivy or another vine-like plant growing out of it. Or you could just drag this out the next time your friends are over to watch Game of Thrones.    <a href="http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/atq/3157507878.html" target="_hplink">http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/atq/3157507878.html</a>

Elvis Rugs

Some say The King still lives! And for a mere $8 he can live right in your own home! We actually think these are kind of cute, and would be especially fun as a gag gift. Especially if they're used as a car mat as the ad suggests    <a href="http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/atq/3126011809.html" target="_hplink">http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/atq/3126011809.html</a>

Creepy Doll

We here at Stylelist Home appreciate any and all memorabilia pertaining to a person's heritage. That being said, this particular doll looks like it's the major plot point in a 1980's horror flick.  We don't doubt its authenticity and certainly appreciate it as an antique...sort of.  But good luck sleeping if you have this thing staring at you from the dresser or mantle!    <a href="http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/atq/3152308899.html" target="_hplink">http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/atq/3152308899.html</a>

Mask

If you're sick of wearing the same old masks to your fetish ball, then this post is for you!  We especially love the part of the description where it says "These masks are no accessories, they are made to reveal a locked part within you".  Check out the detail on some of these! Especially the one with all the little multi-colored cubes on it! These are actually pretty great if you're going to dress up for Halloween. Or  if you just want to accidentally leave one lying out the next time your in-laws are over. With a little whip next to it. That'll shorten their visit.    <a href="http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/fod/3118483118.html" target="_hplink">http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/fod/3118483118.html</a>

Snake Skin

We've seen a lot of odd things during our Craigslist surfing, but a 12' snake skin hide? The pictures really are impressive though. Look at that thing! Sure you could make some fall boots, wallets or handbags out of it but the fact that it's stamped with " from Singapore 1943" tells us that this isn't in good enough shape to be used for fashion accessories. Might be fun to leave in the backyard as an April Fool's joke for dad though.    <a href="http://springfield.craigslist.org/mat/3154063808.html" target="_hplink">http://springfield.craigslist.org/mat/3154063808.html</a>

Lifesize Video Game Statue

For $800, yes you too can own your own limited edition life-sized Playstation figure.  Or you could spend that $800 to move out of your mom's basement and start dating again. Your choice.    <a href="http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/vgm/3036612457.html" target="_hplink">http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/vgm/3036612457.html</a>

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