45 Headlines From the 45th Most Popular Website in the United States

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Photo credit: Breitbart

From Esquire

Today brought the revelation that Breitbart News, the preferred information source for white nationalists, anti-globalists, and David Duke, is the 45th most-trafficked site in the United States. That's according to Amazon analytics company Alexa, which placed Breitbart's 45 million monthly unique visitors ahead of media outlets like Fox News, The Huffington Post, The Washington Post, and BuzzFeed. Also, Esquire.

Below are 45 Breitbart headlines which we feel capture the spirit of the late Andrew Breitbart's runaway science experiment. Please enjoy them with the knowledge that a number of people slightly smaller than the population of Spain is reading them and, very likely, incorporating them into their worldview.

1. BILL KRISTOL: REPUBLICAN SPOILER, RENEGADE JEW (link)

2. HOIST IT HIGH AND PROUD: THE CONFEDERATE FLAG PROCLAIMS A GLORIOUS HERITAGE (link)

3. BIRTH CONTROL MAKES WOMEN UNATTRACTIVE AND CRAZY (link)

4. TEENAGE BOYS WITH TITS: HERE'S MY PROBLEM WITH GHOSTBUSTERS (link)

5. THERE'S NO HIRING BIAS AGAINST WOMEN IN TECH, THEY JUST SUCK AT INTERVIEWS (link)

6. LESBIAN BRIDEZILLAS BULLY BRIDAL SHOP OWNER OVER RELIGIOUS BELIEFS (link)

7. GABBY GIFFORDS: THE GUN CONTROL MOVEMENT'S HUMAN SHIELD (link)

8. PAMELA GELLER'S MUHAMMAD CARTOON CONTEST IS NO DIFFERENT FROM SELMA (link)

9. THE SOLUTION TO ONLINE 'HARASSMENT' IS SIMPLE: WOMEN SHOULD LOG OFF (link)

10. ROGER STONE: CLINTON AIDE HUMA ABEDIN 'MOST LIKELY A SAUDI SPY' (link)

11. PLANNED PARENTHOOD'S BODY COUNT UNDER CECILE RICHARDS IS UP TO HALF A HOLOCAUST (link)

12. SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVILS: THE PLOT AGAINST ROGER AILES -AND AMERICA (link)

13. RED DIAPER BABIES: ANTI-TRUMP PROTESTERS ADOPT SAFETY PIN AS SYMBOL (link)

14. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS PROTECTS MUSLIM RAPE CULTURE (link)

15. RACIST, PRO-NAZI ROOTS OF PLANNED PARENTHOOD REVEALED (link)

16. TRANNIES WHINE ABOUT HILARIOUS BRUCE JENNER BILLBOARD (link)

17. DATA: YOUNG MUSLIMS IN THE WEST ARE A TICKING TIME BOMB, INCREASINGLY SYMPATHIZING WITH RADICALS, TERROR (link)

18. WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION REPORT: TRANNIES 49 XS HIGHER HIV RATE (link)

19. BIG TRANS HATE MACHINE TARGETS PITCHING GREAT CURT SCHILLING (link)

20. HOW DONALD TRUMP MADE IT COOL TO BE GAY AGAIN (link)

21. HILLARY CLINTON'S MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD PROBLEM (link)

22. TRUMP 100% VINDICATED: CBS REPORTS 'SWARM' ON ROOFTOPS CELEBRATING 9/11 (link)

23. SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUPS: DANGEROUS FAGGOT TOUR RETURNS TO COLLEGES IN SEPTEMBER (link)

24. BREITBART NEWS POSTS FACTUAL HEADLINE ABOUT 'RACE WAR' DOUBLE MURDER, INTERNET MELTS DOWN (link)

25. EXCLUSIVE - DONALD TRUMP PLANS TO CONTINUE GOP LEGACY OF LEADING ON WOMEN'S, CIVIL RIGHTS AGAINST RACIST, SEXIST DEMOCRATS (link)

26. NAACP JOINS SOROS ARMY PLOTTING DC DISRUPTIONS, CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE, MASS ARRESTS (link)

27. WOULD YOU RATHER YOUR CHILD HAD FEMINISM OR CANCER? (link)

28. GAY RIGHTS HAVE MADE US DUMBER, IT'S TIME TO GET BACK IN THE CLOSET (link)

29. SCIENCE PROVES IT: FAT-SHAMING WORKS (link)

30. DONALD TRUMP'S CRITICISMS OF MASS MEXICAN IMMIGRATION BARELY SCRATCH THE SURFACE (link)

31. THE VETTING - EXCLUSIVE - OBAMA'S LITERARY AGENT IN 1991 BOOKLET: 'BORN IN KENYA AND RAISED IN INDONESIA AND HAWAII' (link)

32. WHY WHITE PEOPLE SEEK BLACK PRIVILEGE (link)

33. #BLACKLIVESMATTER STOKES GLOBAL CHAOS (link)

34. MEDIA FAIL ON N.C. TRANSGENDER BATHROOMS, HIDES STEALTH PLAN TO REPLACE THE SEXES WITH 'GENDER' (link)

35. TRANSGENDER FAD RAPIDLY SPREADING IN PRIMARY SCHOOLS, 'CLUSTERS' EMERGING AS CHILDREN COPY FRIENDS (link)

36. CLIMATE CHANGE: THE HOAX THAT COSTS US $4 BILLION A DAY (link)

37. A SHORT LIST OF BLACK LIVES MATTER'S COP-KILLING HEROES (link)

38. OBAMA ADMINISTRATION FORCES CALIFORNIA CHURCHES TO PAY FOR ABORTIONS (link)

39. 43 YEARS OF ABORTION-ON-DEMAND HIGHLIGHTS UTTER FAILURE OF BLACK LEADERSHIP (link)

40. THE WEST VS. ISLAM IS THE NEW COLD WAR-HERE'S HOW WE WIN (link)

41. BEYONCE HAS SPENT YEARS STOKING ANTI-POLICE SENTIMENT (link)

42. FULL TEXT: 10 THINGS MILO HATES ABOUT ISLAM (link)

43. SILICON VALLEY'S STARTUP CULTURE EXPLAINS WHY MASS MUSLIM IMMIGRATION MUST STOP (link)

44. CLIMATE EXPERT: MARXISTS, GLOBAL WARMING EXTREMISTS CONTROL VATICAN (link)

45. 1001 REASONS WHY GLOBAL WARMING IS SO TOTALLY OVER IN 2016 (link)


BONUS: ESQUIRE PANIC! GLOBAL WARMING CREATING 'VAST DESERTS' (link)

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