Jack Stone: Christen, can we be a couple,i mean not a couple, i mean hand in hand, i mean murder u #BachelorInParadise— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) September 12, 2017
"Our journey is slowly coming to an end," says Adam, evidently auditioning for the role of Chris Harrison. #BachelorInParadise— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) September 12, 2017
Never settle. Know your worth. Trust your gut. All that stuff etc etc. #BachelorInParadise— Amanda Stanton (@amandastantonnn) September 12, 2017
Diggy: We are definitely building something that could lead to a threesome.— Take This Rose (@TakeThisRose) September 12, 2017
Jaimi: Nah I'm good. #BachelorInParadise
1. Lacey really loves Daniel? 2. If Daniel hurts her I'm gonna be irate. She's so sweet in a silly way. #BachelorInParadise— Evan Bass (@ebassclinics) September 12, 2017
TAYLOR AND DEREK FOREVER. TELEVISE THAT WEDDING. #BachelorinParadise— Lindsay Holmes (@lindsaygholmes) September 12, 2017
Congrats to the three couples not dumb enough to end a free vacation early. #BachelorInParadise— PopePhilly (@PopePhilly) September 12, 2017
Lacey just said "nothing could go wrong", which means...something is about to go terribly wrong #BachelorInParadise— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) September 12, 2017
I HOPE KRISTINA MARRIES A LITERAL GREEK GOD AND LIVES OUT THE REST OF HER LIFE IN A PALACE WHERE DEAN SCRUBS HER FLOORS #BachelorInParadise— Saraf Ahmed (@heathenhipster) September 12, 2017
Insider info: I applied to be in the audience so I could boo Dean but got denied. Then, pretended to be Neil Lanes body guard.. again denied— Evan Bass (@ebassclinics) September 12, 2017
My mind is blown that Daniel from Bachelor in Paradise could be someone's "perfect man" but I guess there's someone for everyone.— Elise Foley (@elisefoley) September 12, 2017
LACEY WITH THE SHADE -- FINISH HIM #BachelorInParadise— Evan Bass (@ebassclinics) September 12, 2017
I just want someone to love me the way I love avocado toast. SOMEDAY! #BachelorinParadise— Amanda Stanton (@amandastantonnn) September 12, 2017
This seasons theme was "men are garbage, here are some examples". #BachelorInParadise— Bach Tweets (@BachBatch) September 12, 2017
Me watching ppl in love (I'm Wells) pic.twitter.com/W2gLvgN0F4— chrissy b (@xtinebianx) September 12, 2017
Not gonna lie - that Derek/Taylor proposal actually made my black heart smile a little. #BachelorinParadise— Ashley Spivey (@AshleySpivey) September 12, 2017
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Do people love “The Bachelor,” “The Bachelorette” and “Bachelor in Paradise,” or do they love to hate these shows? It’s unclear. But here at “Here to Make Friends,” we both love and love to hate them — and we love to snarkily dissect each episode in vivid detail. Podcast edited by Nick Offenberg.
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