25 of the Funniest Tweets From People Who Are Sick and Tired of Waiting for April the Giraffe to Give Birth
If you've just logged onto Twitter for the first time in awhile, you may be confused by the internet's current obsession with a giraffe named April and her partner Oliver. April, who resides in the upstate New York Animal Adventure Park zoo, is pregnant – very pregnant. In what surely seemed like an innocent and fun idea at the time, Animal Adventure Park decided to live stream the progression of April's labor through the delivery of her calf. Little did anyone know, April wasn't remotely near giving birth.
In what's certainly every pregnant human woman's (...and giraffe's) nightmare, April the Giraffe has been expected to give birth "any minute now" for nearly 3 weeks. #GiraffeWatch commenced its round-the-clock broadcast at the beginning of time on February 22nd and has captured the attention of millions worldwide. April's fans are seriously invested in seeing this birth through and meeting her baby-giraffe-to-be. One expectant mother even filmed a hilarious Facebook Live parody wearing a giraffe mask, went viral, and gave birth to her own child – all before April the Giraffe had her own calf.
Naturally, people on the internet are taking their frustration out on the medium most amenable for unleashing fury: Twitter! Here are some of the funniest, most impatient tweets about April the Giraffe's never-ending, seemingly eternal pregnancy.
1.
Me every time they say #Aprilthegiraffe will give birth "any minute now!" and I stare at a live feed for three hours. #giraffewatch pic.twitter.com/5PTUBgy0hk
- Erin Clements (@iamsoerin) February 25, 2017
2.
What if April the giraffe isn't really pregnant and this is a REALLY drawn out and literal APRIL Fool's joke?
- Knoxville Pains (@KnoxvillePains) March 6, 2017
3.
Oliver appears to have died of boredom waiting for #AprilTheGiraffe to give birth.#giraffewatch pic.twitter.com/i0VDnLK5k5
- Totes Inappropes (@Innappropes) March 8, 2017
4.
You can all go to bed now. #giraffewatch #AprilTheGiraffe pic.twitter.com/U99TZ8RLSL
- April Kristine (@arpill) March 4, 2017
5.
I'm starting to think that the April the giraffe isn't even pregnant, & is only being broadcast to distract us from something else...
- Carleigh Travis (@CarleighTravis) March 13, 2017
6.
Obviously. Who dares to question my devotion to #AprilTheGiraffe 😲 pic.twitter.com/ITrh9PUe4e
- Tina Truax Author (@tinatruaxauthor) March 12, 2017
7.
😂 #AprilTheGiraffe pic.twitter.com/nCEXLmdKOI
- Lynnette (@luvspugs) March 12, 2017
8.
#AprilTheGiraffe #GiraffeWatch pic.twitter.com/gXsK5we5E2
- KRenner (@KRenner2) March 12, 2017
9.
Anyone else watch that livestream for an embarrassing amount of time today waiting for #AprilTheGiraffe to have her baby? #giraffewatch pic.twitter.com/WE1yo5g8pL
- Brandon Ray (@BrandonRayMusic) February 25, 2017
10.
Anyone else starting to think April the giraffe is just fat?
- Caitlin Tataru (@Caitykins91) March 10, 2017
11.
#giraffewatch The real reason it is taking so long.... pic.twitter.com/DVyttUSkm8
- Dawn Mockler (@dawnymock) March 10, 2017
12.
At this point, I'm gonna need to see April the giraffe's charts.
- Stacy Hinojosa (@stacysays) March 9, 2017
13.
How long I've been waiting on April the giraffe's baby: pic.twitter.com/0PPQeUuCe4
- kaitlyn (@kaitcast) March 4, 2017
14.
I don't know what a "plug" is but if it means sanity I lost mine this morning. #AprilTheGiraffe
- Cathy (@CATHYnLULU) March 13, 2017
15.
I am going to need Corey to go over to the webcam & hold up a sign that says “THIS IS IT” so I can get myself together. #AprilTheGiraffe
- Holly (@ArmyWife98) March 13, 2017
16.
Yep. This is it. #AprilTheGiraffe pic.twitter.com/29oPR325aa
- melody humby (@meljorasmask) March 12, 2017
17.
April the giraffe needs to quit fucking around and have that baby already
- savy k (@savkirk) March 4, 2017
18.
#DuringMyLostHour
Hour? I lost days watching the pregnant giraffe.
🐴🐴🐴 pic.twitter.com/9VXdWNE8y4- LisaAK (@Lisa_Kvedar) March 12, 2017
19.
In case you missed it, April is now starring in “April kicks The Vet”. #giraffewatch @AprilTheGiraffe pic.twitter.com/ke0E8W0QOe
- GioLovesYou (@GioLovesYou) March 6, 2017
20.
I ❤ my new mug! #coffee #AprilTheGiraffe #giraffewatch #OliverTheGiraffe #waiting #stillwaiting #mug @AprilTheGiraffe #AnimalAdventurePark pic.twitter.com/7QjPIhoZiv
- Diana Graziose (@LadyDiGrazi) March 10, 2017
21.
Not only will a watched pot never boil, but apparently a watched giraffe will never calve. #AprilTheGiraffe #giraffewatch
- April J May (@amay465) March 9, 2017
22.
Someone give April a shitload of pineapple juice or a trampoline to jump on.#giraffewatch
- Cass (@cass_can) March 4, 2017
23.
damnit, I was sure it was a calf this time. Still poop. #giraffewatch
- Sarah M. Pickle (@menacingpickle) March 4, 2017
24.
This damn giraffe needs a C-section. #AprilTheGiraffe
- Wyatt Honeyman (@wyguy02) March 12, 2017
25.
Will some vet please induce #AprilTheGiraffe so I can get on with my life?
- katie anderson (@improvperson) March 4, 2017
At last check, April still hadn't given birth. But hopefully, by the time you're reading this, her (and our) eternal torment will have finally reached its end.
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