These Are The 23 Funniest Parents On Social Media This Week
Whether you'll soon be dropping a child off at preschool for the first time or moving one into a college dorm, we know you can use a laugh. Grab your comfort food of choice and a cold beverage and join us!
Like looking into a crystal ball.
Watching my kid shotgun an applesauce pouch and thinking about her college years.
— Marissa 💚💛 (@michimama75) August 11, 2022
It's fine, I'm fine.
My kids’ favorite hobby is talking to me about different things at the exact same time, in various degrees of loud, and watching as I slowly (not so slowly) lose my mind.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) August 16, 2022
This must have been Picasso's process, too.
5 told me she’d draw my portrait then asked to look at a potato so she could “get my face right” and I don’t really know where we go from here
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) August 15, 2022
Mais, oui! Ordering McDonald's in French is much fancier than ordering McDonald's in English.
my daughter is home now from studying abroad and has been talking about the wonderful and exotic foods she ate. I'm pretty sure she doesn't know that I can see all of the visits that she made to McDonald's on her credit card bill
— 🤷♂️🌜Dad Moon Rising🌛🤷♂️ (@raoulvilla) August 12, 2022
Drip... drip... drip...
I like to think I'm an easy going parent, until I watch my toddler eat an ice cream cone.
— Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) August 18, 2022
Because, no.
When I said “goodnight kiddo, I love you” did I somehow give you the impression that I wanted to see you again before morning
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) August 17, 2022
Don't talk.
My husband came home to find me vacuuming dirt out of the bathtub and had the audacity to ask how the kids were today
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) August 17, 2022
Accurate.
I'm babysitting and already I've screamed "WE DO NOT PICK OUR NOSES ON THE TRAMPOLINE" and "DO NOT THROW THE BELL PEPPER AT YOUR BROTHER" and I'm convinced parenting is just a series of increasingly absurd Mad Libs
— Geraldine (@everywhereist) August 12, 2022
So. Painful. Help.
Most uncomfortable situations ranked:
4. Dating
3. Applying for a job
2. Making mom friends
1. Making mom friends when you’re an introvert and your kid is an extrovert— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) August 13, 2022
They're smarter than us.
7yo: daddy could you bring me my pachycephlosaurus?
me:
7yo, whispers: you have no idea which one that is do you— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) August 11, 2022
It might help. Better check!
me as a therapist: did you try eating a whole bag of pizza rolls?
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) August 12, 2022
There's no escape.
I told my 7yo to stop repeating “mommy” so she got the message and started repeating “woman with the glasses and baseball cap”
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) August 11, 2022
Everyone will want to know my parenting secrets.
All my daughter wants to eat is goldfish so I’m just telling people she’s a pescatarian to make me look better.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) August 11, 2022
Truth.
there are two types of people:
those who require subtitles to watch anything and those who can’t stand to have them on at all
and they marry each other— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) August 18, 2022
Is this "getting old?"
Woke up injured from sleeping again
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) August 14, 2022
Right up there with hanging stockings at Christmas.
I love my kid’s sense of humour but “dodging calls from Granny” is probably not what the staff had in mind when they asked her to share a family tradition.
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) August 17, 2022
So romantic!
Date night with my wife tonight. Can’t wait to talk about our kids the whole time.
— Dadof2Boys (@Dadof2crazyboys) August 16, 2022
Watch your back.
My husband joked that my tombstone is going to say, "Died from worrying too much"
So obviously his is going to read, "Shouldn't have said that"— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) August 14, 2022
Please?
As a kid I always said no to naptime. I’m an adult now who is older and wiser, please ask me again.
— amanda ❥ (@littlegiinge) August 17, 2022
Oh, right.
“I don’t worry about the actions of those that I cannot control.”
…but, ma’am, these are your children.— Be Kind Of Witty (@bekindofwitty) August 18, 2022
Exactly.
Me: I wish people wouldn't concern themselves with what other parents do.
Husband: I just asked you if you ate the rest of my chocolate.— An Apple Hat (@AnAppleHat) August 18, 2022
How do we make this happen?
Miss 8 thinks it would be easier if our feet were actually shoes instead and I don’t think there’s a parent out there who would disagree.
— Laura is beach body unready (@ericamorecambe) August 18, 2022
A "gift with purchase," you might say.
Coffee mugs that say "I'll sleep when I'm dead" should be handed out to parents the day their kids are born
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) August 18, 2022
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