22 British words for penis to satisfy your international 'relations'
Video: Sam Haysom, Vicky Leta, Alisa Stern
The thing about cocks, dicks and penises is they're all just a little bit boring.
The names, that is. In Britain, we pride ourselves on our creative use of language. Why call a penis a penis when you could call a penis a tallywacker, for example? Why call someone a dickhead when you could call them a knobhead, or a bell-end?
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To help you add some much-needed girth to your vocabulary, we've trawled the Internet for as many random terms for the British phallus as we could find.
Watch the video above for the full list, or check out some of our favorites below.
Knob
Meat Puppet
Parsnip
Pork Sword
Tallywacker
Trouser snake
