2016 Election: Where are they now?

The 2016 election felt like it lasted an entire lifetime. It also feels like it's been an entire lifetime since it ended. 

It has truly felt like years since we were able to wake up and not worry if our president had started a nuclear war via Twitter while we were sleeping. It's hard to remember a time before we had to look at Sean Spicer every day and before we had daily reminders from our president that he, indeed, won the election.

SEE ALSO: Jason Chaffetz and Mitch McConnell are the new 'Hardy Boys' except much worse

Yet, those days existed. Remember Ben Carson refusing to walk to the debate stage? Jeb Bush's plea for his crowd to clap? Remember smiling?

Let's take a look back on the worst and longest election we've ever had and see what some of the politicians who left the public light are up to now.

 

Barack Obama

Image: Mashable Composite: Bruno Vincent/Getty, Michael Wong/Getty

Former President Barack Obama, known now simply as "Thrash," spends most of his time competing in extreme sports competitions in Hawaii. He recently placed 3rd place in a local skateboarding vert competition.

Joe Biden

Image: Mashable Composite: Darrin Klimek/Getty, oscity/Getty, Quinn Rooney/Getty

Former Vice President Joe Biden has been off the grid since he left office. He's now a bouncer at The Hawg Pit biker bar in Tulsa, Oklahoma, where he also occasionally bartends.

Jeb Bush

Image:  Mashable Composite: Scott Olson/getty, Ronnie Kaufman/Larry Hirshowitz/Getty

Jeb Bush, who was last heard from when he dropped out of the race in February 2016, has been leading a quiet life in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, where he's a line cook hoping to move up the chain at a moderately priced four-star restaurant.

Gary Johnson

LOS ANGELES, CA - JUNE 16:  Actor Garrett Clayton got an exclusive look at the latest Zelda for Wii U game while attending the 2016 E3 Gaming Convention at Los Angeles Convention Center on June 16, 2016 in Los Angeles, CA  (Photo by Michael Kovac/Getty Images for Nintendo )
LOS ANGELES, CA - JUNE 16: Actor Garrett Clayton got an exclusive look at the latest Zelda for Wii U game while attending the 2016 E3 Gaming Convention at Los Angeles Convention Center on June 16, 2016 in Los Angeles, CA (Photo by Michael Kovac/Getty Images for Nintendo )

Image: mashable composite; Bill McCay/Getty Images

Michael Kovac/Getty Images for nintendo

Since the election, Gary Johnson has said he will not run for public office again. He now spends all of his time as a top ranked Legend of Zelda speedrunner known as "GanonBane."

Martin O'Malley

Image: Mashable Composite: Alex Wong/Getty, shutterstock

Former Maryland governor Martin O'Malley has not been heard from much since he dropped out of the election in February 2016, as he now spends most of his time playing shows with his Pearl Jam cover band The Even Flows.

Rick Santorum

Man being held in a head lock with pain and anguish across his face as he competes in a wrestling match against a larger competitor.
Man being held in a head lock with pain and anguish across his face as he competes in a wrestling match against a larger competitor.

Image: Mashable Compostite: Alex Wong/Getty Images, Nick Ballon/Getty Images

We haven't heard much from the former Pennsylvania senator since he dropped out. But he's been staying busy climbing the ranks in the underground Pittsburgh professional wrestling circuit, where he's known by his stage name Senator Pain.

Carly Fiorina

Pretty teenage girl recording her daily video blog about fashion; Shutterstock ID 565213621
Pretty teenage girl recording her daily video blog about fashion; Shutterstock ID 565213621

Image: Photographee.eu/Shutterstock, David A. Grogan/Getty Images

Since her departure from the spotlight as Ted Cruz's VP pick, Carly Fiorina has been making waves as YouTube celebrity "ItsCarly" where she has amassed more than two million subscribers for her viral video "When bae has Netflix" and her tri-weekly vlog series.

Jim Gilmore

Children celebrating birthday party with noisemakers while a clown is visiting entertaining the kids; Shutterstock ID 361055063
Children celebrating birthday party with noisemakers while a clown is visiting entertaining the kids; Shutterstock ID 361055063

Image: Mashable Composite: Kzenon/Shutterstock, Saul Leob/Getty Images

Former Virginia Governor Jim Gilmore also suspended his campaign in February 2016 and hasn't made a peep since. He's recently dropped politics to follow his passion: being a professional children's party clown. 

George Pataki

Captain; Shutterstock ID 276834866
Captain; Shutterstock ID 276834866

Image: Shutterstock / lassedesignen

Former New York governor George Pataki, who has stayed out of the news since he dropped out of the race in May 2015, has spent the past year on his whaling ship exploring the ocean in search of the white whale that bit off his leg at the knee.

WATCH: This 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2' homemade trailer is so similar to the original that even we were confused