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    The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

    Hollis Miller
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    HuffPost•February 9, 2018
    The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week
    The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant ― but succinct ― wisdom.

    The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant ― but succinct ― wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 280-character musings. For this week’s great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

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    How far into a relationship are u allowed to forward New Yorker articles, at what stage is that acceptable

    — bolu babalola (@BeeBabs) February 5, 2018

    Home is where the bag filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags is.

    — Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) February 7, 2018

    women: give us equal pay
    the world: look, a KFC female colonel!
    women: we said equal pay
    the world: doritos won't crunch anymore!!!
    women: EQUAL PA-
    the world: have you tried "BIC PENS FOR HER"??

    — Ali Vingiano (@alivingiano) February 5, 2018

    Tuned in to the Winter Olympics, imagine doing a sport AND being cold at the same time

    — Shakira (@jodecicry) February 9, 2018

    I’m also “finding dark chocolate covered almonds delicious” years old

    — Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) February 9, 2018

    I’m not 30 yet but can 30 and over twitter let me in please? I have said “these young people” three times this week and have many different wine subscriptions.

    — quinta b. (@quintabrunson) February 7, 2018

    without fail, I’m only ever asked to speak on the news when I’m wearing a Hogwarts Alumni shirt and no change of clothes

    — Sammy Nickalls ]]>🧚