Here Are The 20 Funniest Parents On Social Media This Week
Are we there yet?
Gather 'round with a snack and a sippy cup and laugh with your fellow summer warriors, parents!
All the alarms!
My 3yo still can't make a "tr" sound when he's talking, instead replacing it with an "F" sound, so when he screams "A FIRETRUCK IS COMING," that is one announcement that you do NOT take lightly
— The Dad (@thedad) July 27, 2022
Everything is an accomplishment, apparently.
Just in case you’re wondering how high the bar was actually set when my 5yo graduated Pre-K, she just asked me what we are doing to celebrate her camp graduation.
— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) July 26, 2022
Instant bestseller.
I’m going to write a parenting book called Bribes and Threats.
— @love.you.memeit (@LMemeit) July 24, 2022
Same, mama raccoon. Same.
I see you, mama raccoon.
(via @kids_kubed) pic.twitter.com/k90V5FCBXl— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) July 26, 2022
It's all urgent.
I used to have stress dreams that my boss was in my bedroom with urgent work.
Now I dream that my kid is in my bedroom.
So, same.— The Kids Are Not On Fire (@KidsArentOnFire) July 27, 2022
It counts!
I literally just told my kids were having a family bath in the jacuzzi incase you’re wondering how this vacation is going.
— themomessence 🙋🏻♀️😬 (@themomessence) July 23, 2022
Kids should be enough ID for parents.
"Pretty Woman" where she returns to the store and says "big mistake," except it's me returning to the liquor store with my ID.
— MommyingHard (@MommyingHard) July 27, 2022
Truth.
Parenthood is just one long hostage situation except there’s nobody coming to save you.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) July 22, 2022
Every day.
Welcome to parenthood, you will now spend most of your day yelling up the stairs to your kids
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) July 22, 2022
How do I get some of that?
I just want the confidence of my kid’s tiny friend who bosses me around.
— Mad_Hatter_Mommy!!! (@MadHatterMommy) July 26, 2022
He deserves to shine!
Sometimes for fun I wash my daughter’s glittery dresses with my husband’s work shirts just so he can have a lil extra razzle dazzle in his day
— DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) July 27, 2022
Heh.
Me and my husband after another wonderful day of parenting pic.twitter.com/w0iOuhxMzn
— Mom Meh Dearest🤦🏼♀️ (@mommeh_dearest) July 27, 2022
Think long and hard.
If you are debating on whether or not to give your kid a sibling, you should know that my son is having way more fun playing with this hose then he ever does with his brothers so… lots to think about.
— Be Kind Of Witty (@bekindofwitty) July 27, 2022
Winner takes all!
Round 2… FIGHT
- me, handing one tablet to both kids— Tori (@ToriTheMom) July 27, 2022
Reason for hope!
When your teen gets a job & starts paying for their own stuff, that’s when your life really begins.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 27, 2022
Right.
5: Mom can boys wear mascara?
Me: Of course they can! Boys can wear makeup, girls can play with cars, people can do whatever they want in life.
5: But they can’t jump on the couch cause that’s not safe.— @love.you.memeit (@LMemeit) July 27, 2022
What could possibly go wrong?
I can't trust the ice maker to work more than two days in a row, but sure let's give self-driving cars a whirl.
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) July 25, 2022
TikTok is apparently full of magic.
My teen can’t seem to make her own bowl of cereal, but she can make a Tik Tok recipe with 17 ingredients.
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) July 26, 2022
We're probably safe.
Everyone’s worried about the machines taking over but I’ve seen autocorrect in action, I think we can put away our panic buttons
— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) July 26, 2022
Our real education!
Teenager: did you learn Roman numerals in school or something?
Me (laughs): Nope. The Rocky movies…— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) July 14, 2022
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