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19 Uncomfortable Truths About Their Kids Parents Have Had to Find Out From Teachers

Charlotte Hilton Andersen

October 21, 2016 at 12:30 PM

<p>Just when you think you know your kid...parent-teacher conferences strike.</p>

1) Your Kid Has a Vengeance

2) Your Kid Thinks Your Parenting Needs Work

3) Your Kid Is a Pain

4) Your Kid Is Cooler Than You Are

5) Your Kid Is *Very* Creative...Maybe Too Creative?

6) Your Kid's Talent Cannot Be Described or Defined

7) Your Kid Is Super Literal

8) Your Kid Knows About the Birds and the Bees

9) Your Kid Is Smarter Than You Are

10) Your Kid Has Illustrating Skills

11) Your Kid Might Need Therapy

12) Your Kid Can't Identify Everyday Clothing Items

13) Your Kid Hears "Date" and Thinks "Rape"

14) Your Kid Tells 'Your Mom' Jokes

15) Your Kid Knows Curse Words

16) Your Kid Signed You Up for the PTA

17) Your Kid Is Familiar With Animal Abuse

18) Your Kid Is a Chatterbo

19) Your Kid Got Scarred for Life

Just when you think you know your kid...parent-teacher conferences strike.

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