177 Hilarious Human Names for Dogs Who Are Actually People in Disguise
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Human names for dogs are guaranteed chuckles. Name your dog Jazzy, Buttercup, or Benji? OK, that's fine. But what if you name your dachshund something like Eric or Lisa? Amazing. The best.
And it's not just for laughs. Perhaps your dog reminds you of a human you know or admire. Maybe your dog has the same mannerisms as us people. Maybe you promised a friend you'd name your dog after them. (If that's the case, then what are you doing here?)
But if you're in the market for a human name, we've got some incredibly niche, specific categories that are useful for everyone. Give our 145 names a gander and hopefully it'll help you pick the perfect name for your dog.
For Reclaiming the Names of Trash Men You've Dated
Brett
Brad
Josh
Matt
Brock
Nate
When You Want to Name Your Dog After a Nice Man
Austin
If Your Dog Is a Mom
Kathy
Kristie
Suzanne
Stacey
Kayla
Ann
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If Your Dog Is the Little Sister
Bailey
Ramona
Hannah
Eliza
Peggy
Cece
Felicity
If You View Your Dog as a Father Figure
Jack
John
Jeff
Steve
Phil
Paul
Bob
Dave
Eric
Frank
Al
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If Your Dog Is a Big-Time Grandma or Grandpa
Pat
Clyde
Janice
Gertrude
Gladys
Martha
Ernie
Floyd
Lloyd
Marty
Funny Human Names for Dogs Based on Some Pretty Hilarious People
Kenan
Kate
Aidy
Pete
Cecily
Colin
Bowen
Ego
Kyle
Melissa
Mikey
Heidi
Beck
Chloe
Lauren
Andrew
Punkie
Jimmy
Tina
Kristen
Maya
Bill
Alec
Leslie
Adam
Dan
Chris
Dana
Mike
Chevy
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If You Want to Name Your Dog After a Coworker
Karman
April
Haylee
Leah
Abbie
Sam
Rachel
Tracey
Allaire
Jody
Jessica
Lindsey
If You Remember Your Church Youth Group Fondly
Spencer
Trevor
Denise
Brooke
Zach
Stephanie
Brian
If Your College Roommates Deserve Naming Rights
Kirk
Joel
Michael
Kevin
Bassem
Joe
Alex
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If You Enjoy Superstar Athletes Playing in Kansas City
Patrick
George
If You Like the Most Popular Baby Names from 1964
Lisa
Mary
David
Susan
Robert
William
Linda
Cynthia
Scott
Lori
When Your Dog Is a Total Carrie, Miranda, Samantha, or Charlotte
Carrie
Miranda
Samantha
Charlotte
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If Your Dog Is a GOAT
Simone
Jordan
Serena
If Your Dog Is Coming, and Hell's Coming With Him
Best Human Names When Your Dog Is ~Fancy~
Clarence
Geoffrey
Bernard
Quincy
Esmerelda
Alistair
Remus
Minerva
If You Have a Favorite Old-Timey President
Theodore
Franklin
Gerald
Dwight
Chester
Abe
Ulysses
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If You and Your Dog Dug Coal Together
When You Developed a Pandemic-Fueled Formula 1 Obsession
Max
Lewis
Lando
Valtteri
Carlos
Sergio
Lance
Sebastian
When Your Dog Knows This Is Bowling and There Are Rules
If Your Dog Is Just a Guy Bein' a Dude
Bubba
Gary
Greg
Bert
Andy
Your Favorite Officemate Names
Jim
Pam
Phyllis
Angela
Stanley
Kelly
Erin
Creed
Meredith
Daryl
If You Like the Most Popular Baby Names from 1942
Barbara
Judith
Nancy
Larry
Kenneth
George
Edward
Dorothy
If You Don't Mind People Calling Your Dog 'a Karen'
Karen
If Two Names Are Better Than One
Norma Jean
Bobby Sue
Ellie Mae
Billy Bob
If Your Dog Likes Doughnuts
Homer
If You and Your Dog Like Contests
Jerry
George
Elaine
Cosmo
If You Like Immature Nicknames
Richard